The Quest for Roberto Garza's Buns
Gotta tell ya, I’m pretty secure in my masculinity. I can wear pink in public and carry my wife’s purse when she needs her hands for other things, with nary a blink or a blush. Which is why I feel comfortable, right now, saying that I can’t get Roberto Garza’s Buns off my mind.
It’s true. The Bears offensive lineman has buns like no other. I saw them in the newspaper earlier this week, and I have to admit I’ve become a bit obsessed about them.
I’ve just got to get my hands on them. Might even sink my teeth into one of them later this evening.
My wife understands, and that’s why we went to the Jewel to pick up a box of Roberto Garza’s Super Buns from the freezer case. He has Super Donuts, too.
And to be fair, they’re not HIS, per se, as he doesn’t own the company, but the Jewel flyer in the paper called them Robero Garza Super Buns, and at that point I was hooked.
Really, I’m happy to see any kind of advertising or promotional tie-in that has an NFL player not named “Manning” in it. And I think there’s a lot of possibility here.
Brett Favre’s Retirement Homes (still under construction).
Israel I-Dijonnaise.
Terrell Owens “Throw your QB under a Bus” Service.
There’s probably a whole lot more. And really, any idea that ultimately keeps me from thinking about Roberto Garza’s Buns is probably a good one.
Which reminds me, they really need to bring back the Honeybears.
CHILI DAN
