Top Ten Reasons the Bears are Better Than the Vikings
10. Their quarterback has a kicker’s name (Gus Frerotte).
9. The Vikings very best running back ever can visit the Hall of Fame and read about five Bears running backs who are better than him.
8. Jim McMahon won a Super Bowl for us. What did he ever do for them?
7. Our Adrian Peterson is more humble than their Adrian Peterson.
6. Bear claws are much more dangerous than horns on a hat.
5. Randy Moss didn’t bring us a championship either, but at least it didn’t cost us $40 million.
4. Their ex-governor (Jesse ‘ the Body’ Ventura) used to pretend to be a bad guy. Ours is actually in prison.
3. The Vikings are too lazy to come up with their own Divisional arch-nemesis, so they use ours instead.
2. Minnesota has four times as many Super Bowl losses and one less Super Bowl win.
1. Number of Saturday Night Live skits about Vikings fans – Zero.
