Top Ten Things To Do During Bye Week
10. Cry.
9. Work on your Madden impersonation.
8. Restock the snacks and beverages in the "fan cave".7. Cut Tom Brady from your fantasy team (He ain't coming back. It's time to let go).
6. Set up your lawn chair outside the box office to wait for playoff tickets.
5. View the beautiful Fall colors - then rake them up and burn them.
4. Get in your absentee ballot (There's football that week, you won't have time to vote).
3. Work on your Coach Ditka Halloween costume.
2. Look to see if baseball season is over yet.
1. It's been 7 weeks - they miss you at church.
